Today I found this auction on ebay: Handmade Guinea Pig Armour
your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and
vulnerable? Do they get picked on by other guinea pigs? Has your guinea
pig ever wanted to go with you to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to
Fear not! A solution is here!"
Don't ask. I have the same questions you probably have....Yes I know...but...well...Still worth sharing I guess!